paint the left side blue and the right side pink
then if you have a boy sleeping on the right, he can learn to appreciate the colour pink. Makes perfect sense.
you need lactating breasts, and bottles. Oh and some hands to squeeze with (your or somebody else's, whichever you prefer).
Anything else is not obligatory.
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