Carry on the storyyyy

[Ceebump]

One sunny day a man went to the shops

 

[Titch85]

And bumped into a lion looking for some sausages

 

[netty]

The lion roared GIVE ME SAUSAGES IMMEDIATLEY BEFORE I EAT YOUR FACE!

and the man said..........

 

[ISH]

*unzipping his trousers* Here's a sausage for you.

The lion could not....

 

[netty]

...believe his eyes! this man had the biggest ''sausage' he had ever seen! there he stood ....stunned ..... and then all of a sudden.........

 

[ISH]

... he unzipped HIS trousers and said: 'Ha!!! *This* is a proper sausage!'

The man was sick on his shoes, then....

 

[netty]

The lion looked down in disgust at the result of the random sausage off they had just had which resulted in him stood there with his wang in hand and puke on his paws!

" You are no match for me puny human off with you immediately! "

Then suddenly.......